Just in time for Valentine’s! by Graham
February 10, 2009, 2:43 pm
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exmasturbator

Passion 4 Christ wants you to know it’s cool to love Jesus. And what’s cooler than a shirt that declares your current status as a masturbator ? Also, I can’t think of a more sensitive way to dump your sweetheart than by giving them an EX-Fornicator shirt.

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World’s oldest sex-ed film (that totally dodges the subject of sex) by Graham
February 9, 2009, 4:33 pm
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The Mystery of Marriage (1932):

“Now mould is most particular about whom it marries…”



Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU (3825-968) by Jamie
February 5, 2009, 3:18 pm
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Windshield ChipMy new Jeep got 2 fucking stone chips in the windshield this month (Grrrr). It’s a horrible sound when it happens – a dull crack that just sounds like money. I was trying to find a mobile chip repair service on my phone and got really frustrated by the alpha-numeric vanity phone numbers everyone uses. Since most new cells and PDA’s have QWERTY keyboards, and not all have the same conversion features, it now seems shortsighted to omit the redundant numeric equivalent they used to put in brackets beside the number. Is it just me?

 

 

 

You could keep this decoder in your media folder or use this handy translator, but it seems like a big PITA for nothing.

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How not to advertise a children’s movie by Graham
February 3, 2009, 4:58 pm
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Hell of a good writer, though.



The Graveyard Of Forgotten Words by Graham
January 30, 2009, 3:56 pm
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Where do words go when they fall out of use (and the dictionary?) Gaze upon the dusty remnants of an ancient tongue, including such antedeluvian terms as krioboly (the sacrifice of many rams) and long play (vinyl phonograph recordings played at 33 1/3 rpm).

savethewords.org



Boba Fett will fuck your shit up. by Graham
January 28, 2009, 4:20 pm
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"Nice Hello Kitty backpack. Mine has a bazooka."

"Nice Hello Kitty backpack. Mine has a bazooka."

MTV is counting down the top 10 “Greatest Movie Baddasses Of All Time“. It being MTV, I expect the villains will run more to Jigsaw than Mrs. Iselin, but I can’t argue with the inclusion of the galaxy’s deadliest bounty hunter.

He’s so cool, his popularity survived Lucas killing him off to make a burp joke.

Even his knee pads are rocket launchers.

Even his knee pads are rocket launchers.



Love This. by Jamie
January 28, 2009, 3:50 pm
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